Saturday, March 1, 2008

Three months!!!

In honor of our third month anniversary ...
thought we'd post some marriage humor ...

MARRIAGE SEMINAR

While attending a Marriage Seminar dealing with communication,
Tom and his wife Grace listened to the instructor,

"It is essential that husbands and wives know the things
that are important to each other."

He addressed the man,
"Can you describe your wife's favorite flower?"

Tom leaned over, touched his wife's arm gently and whispered,
"It's Pillsbury, isn't it?

The rest of the story gets rather ugly, so I'll stop right here.

WHO DOES WHAT

A man and his wife were having an argument about
who should brew the coffee each morning.

The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first,
and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee."

The husband said, " You are in charge of cooking around here
and you should do it, because that is your job,
and I can just wait for my coffee."

Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides,
it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee."

Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me."

So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament
and showed him at the top of several pages,
that it indeed says .......... "HEBREWS"

Considered H and R of HUMORE

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